I was on a date last Monday with a guy that I've known for a while. He's a super nice guy, don't get me wrong, but most definitely not 'The One'. Mr. Right Now not Mr. Forever. Anyway, we had a decent dinner until he told me that his truck would NEVER pull a horse trailer and if I wanted to have kids, we had better start thinking about this relationship thing. I had out-done myself on this one, I thought! If he thinks for One Minute that I would ever need HIS truck to pull a horse trailer, he was sadly mistaken. I'm not even going to get into the relationship thing... We went to a movie after, in which I paid, because I didn't want him thinking I owed him ANYTHING! The movie was pretty decent accept Dude kept trying to put his hands on and all over me. Whatever happened to Gentlemen, I wonder?
The movie got done around 9:00 and he asked:
"What do you want to do next?"
"I want to go to bed to Caleb"
"Who is Caleb?" he asked
"My Dog." Does this guy ever listen?
"You sleep with that 250 lb thing?" Did he seriously just call my dog a thing?
"Of course, He's my Little Spoon!" Duh!
"So, let me get this straight... The Love of your Life is a Horse, and you have a dog keeping you warm at night." I knew this guy couldn't be that stupid
"Your Point?"
"So, I'm just wasting my time...."
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Not another word was spoken, he dropped me off and I never heard from him again.
If he is that intimidated by a dog and a horse, this guy is not man enough for me.
